A species of self centered, highly intelligent apes who fuck over everything else on the planet as well as each other. They invented weapons to kill each other and other animals and are heavily addicted to sex and food.
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(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
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Get the Last Days of Humanity mug.The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.
The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce
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Get the Cards Against Humanity mug.Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.
I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.
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