hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.

That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.

by mgbplt July 23, 2011

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Hover Bomb

Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.

There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.

by PureRaw December 9, 2011

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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.

Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty

by Kalisiin April 14, 2014

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