Happorny

When you feel so happy that you can sense a tingling in your genitals - much like you feel when you are sexually aroused. The happiness may or may not come from non-sexual activities or thoughts.

Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.

by snohvit October 16, 2009

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

hippobutt

As made famous by the Jr./Sr. High Drama Classes at Edwin Parr Composite High School in Athabasca, Alberta, Canada.

A word yelled at an unexpected time, causing massive fakes of seizures, also fondly referred to as an animal on fire.

Principal (at assembly): Reminding you that...

Drama teacher: Hippobutt!!

Students: Ahhhh!! (pretend seizures)

Principal loses concentration of assembly.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

Hippocritic Oath

The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.

All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.

by DJD58 December 20, 2012

hungry hungry hippo

Can be a sexual activity where one places gum balls in the anus, and shoots the gum balls out in the direction of a ready large woman, she tries to catch the gum balls in her mouth.

Oprah played hungry hungry hippo with Steadman last night.

by Original Churchy February 7, 2008

hippo

1. A large amphibious land animal, looking like a fat, gray, leathery horse. They have a huge mouth with missing teeth and a foul temper. Do not approach or feed.

2. A fat woman dressing up in clothes several sizes to small. Do not approach of feed.

1. "And now we see the hippo in their natural habitat..."

2. "God damn, that bitch is a right hippo!"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

hippo mode

Drinking in a body of water for an extended period of time

Them: what are you doing on the 4th of July
Me: I'm loading up a cooler, getting in the pool, and going full hippo mode until I am one with America.

by Dirtyupperdecker February 19, 2020