Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks

"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"

by vespachez April 21, 2023

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

by Mingey July 16, 2023

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

Dae Hoon

Fucking sexy and amazing

"You know dae hoon"

"Yeah he's so fucking sexy"

by LivinInAHaze November 21, 2021

Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)

I'm such a hoon

by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025

Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

by V8sforlife June 29, 2023