Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

homiesexual

having big time bro feelings for your homies

paul: your a homiesexual
joe: no u sir

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

homiesexual

when you love the homies but remain straight just cuz its the homies

Person: Why are you smooching my boyfriend?!

Me: Its cool we're homiesexual its not gay or anything

by HardPaco November 23, 2022

Homiesexual

When you are straight but you act sus around the homies.

Homei: Bro, are you gay, stop acting sus
Me: Bro, it's chill, I'm homiesexual

by OJohnnyLad March 28, 2021

Homiesexual

Only gay around the homies

"Dude you look mad thick today"
It's not homosexual it's homiesexual

by Kolw September 12, 2019

Homiesexual

When he’s one of your homies but he’s also a homosexual.

Tim: This is my homiesexual Ralph
Albert: Homiesexual?
Ralph: I’m a homosexual and also his homie.

by Biggest Dick Rick June 12, 2018

Homiesexual

"Homiesexual" refers to a person who acts gay around their friends but isn't actually gay

Nad:- *touches nihons' balls*
Nihon:- you are a homiesexual mf!

by Sam Sins April 24, 2025