Ashleys hauled

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.

His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.

by stevemarvin November 29, 2010

doom haul

A long and arduous drive.

We had to drive from Cleveland to Portland so we could make our next show. What a doom haul!

by CharredRemains July 3, 2014

Sauce haul

The daycent way of saying beer run.

"Well lad are you on the sesh tonight?"
"Yuuuurt! Few cans?"
"Muuuup we go on a sauce haul so!"

by misterdevito December 1, 2016

cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

long-haulers

Pandemic victims for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

The long-haulers prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because that are bed ridden and in social isolation, and some institutionalized and barred from visitation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

Haldol

Haldol (Haloperidol) is an anti-psychotic used to treat nervous, mental, and emotional conditions. It can be used to treat persons suffering from schizophrenia and it can counteract amphetamine overdose by buffering the effects of unbalanced Dopamine. This medication falls under the category of conventional antipsychotics

"How many CC's of Haldol will it take to get him completely sedated for the operation?"

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Halldór

Halldór is an Icelandic name and is often used to describe an asshole. In Icelandic history the villain is often called Halldór. In World War II the majority of Icelandic Hitlers supporters where named Halldórs.

Bob is dead we clearly have a Halldór among us.

by MuchHistorian November 7, 2014