meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

Harmonic Visions

Whilst withdrawing from large amounts of alcohol, the eyes can sometimes see white threads floating about which flow in a seemingly "musical pattern".

After drinking large quanity's of alcohol and returning to sobriety, the eyes can play tricks on you.. causing white lines which move rythmically. These are called "Harmonic Visions".

by Joan Of Arkiagerrr June 8, 2009

harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

pinch harmonics

AKA "artificial harmonics"

An electric guitar technique in which the player slightly touches the string AFTER picking a note. The fundamental sound of the note will be effectively cancelled, producing a high-pitched, chimelike harmonic squeal in any position on the fretboard.

Often used to "spice up" rock and heavy metal songs, when overused they are a great way to disguise terrible playing and/or writing.

Zakk Wylde is a fucking dipshit and horrible guitarist who covers up his shitty playing/songwriting with excessive pinch harmonics.

by Chris Lamb, "El Gringo" August 25, 2007

pinch harmonic

when you press your butt cheeks against something hollow and toot.

dude dont you dare do the pinch harmonic on my door.

by Jordan Yaun December 25, 2008

Blue Jean Harmonica

When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.

My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.

by BigBrother1845 November 2, 2008

rusty harmonica

When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.

Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.

by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010