Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Hambot

A hambot is a burger with no bread that's pretty retarded. Just like a HAM but you usually call someone a hambot when they're just being extra stupid and slow wether that has to do with making money or using common sense.

That kid Gilbert’s a hambot. He's flexing fake designer on the gram and he tried selling that shit to me.

by Highest Burner October 4, 2023

meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

by shelc May 22, 2010

Denver Harbor Lil Red

A neighborhood/gang in East Houston. Denver Harbor is also nicknamed Lil Red. The neighborhood color is red. Gang members sport red clothing like shoes, shirt, shorts, hat, etc. They use the numbers 248 and letters LRC, DH, BDH and wear Houston Rockets sport team clothing.

Say where you from?
Denver Harbor Lil Red

by TheLRC December 21, 2021

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

by Super00sucker June 12, 2022

Hollywood Harmonica

When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.

"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023