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Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.
Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.
by USAGymrat November 23, 2021
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Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.
person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.
by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024
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Harm

This is harm.
Hym "And I'm going to harm a kid in response to it. You'll get nothing but child murder from me. Not free content. Not to teach someone a lesson. Child murder. That is all. The longer it takes for you to get this shit through your retard mind the longer I have to increase my kill-potential. Aiming straight down. Nose diving straight into a child. I'm not called on to do anything. I don't have a responsibility. What I have is an unlimited amount of time to punish you for the thing I know that you are doing. And if you won't take your punishment someone's else will take it for you."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Patron Saint of Woman-Harm

And this weekend is double xp weekend for half-Asian women!
Hym "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm! Yeah! Total throwback! Man, it's been ages."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.
Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!
Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
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Hym "Ok, I keep forgetting thing but part 3 of the bodily harm clause is: Must make a concerted effort to keep me alive. So, yes, if I have terminal cancer and you waste a bunch of my time and/or fail to treat the cancer it will murder you all. The 'accidental or otherwise' portion of the clause applies to that as well. No I did not die naturally if you pretend you didn't know I had cancer and failed to treat me as I was reporting symptoms. Luckily for you they just tested the chemical the kills brain cancer cells. So the door is wide open for you to save you own lives but because you sat around with your dick in you hand and ignored me you, therefore, did not make a 'concerted effort' and it will murder you all if you fail to treat me. Being mealy-mouthed about what it means to do things is a part of the 'imaginary caveat clause.' You know what I mean when I say 'concerted effort.' And you will kill yourself by trying to play dumb."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2025
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