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hat guy

A guy who is seen wearing hats and never spotted without one, to the point where you're not really sure what the rest of the guy's head would look like in the absence of a hat.
Turtle on Entourage is pretty much a hat guy.
by cunnilingus linguist January 13, 2009
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Hat Fortress

A game that used to be called Team Fortress 2 but has changed due to player's addictions to equitable hats and other cosmetic items for their character. Hat Fortress is centered around trading and wearing hats and misc items. Players buy hats from other players with other hats or "metal" which is the universal currency of Hat Fortress. Actual game play is based on showing off your style of hats and items rather then capturing a control point,or pushing a cart, or stealing a briefcase.
TF2 turned into Hat Fortress, I mean really, its all about fucking hats now.
by IDTia January 20, 2012
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Hat Simulator

An insult or inside joke used to describe Valve's Team Fortress 2 (a First Person Shooter PC game that is free to play) because of it's abundance of cosmetics (hats specifically).
Person 1"Check out my awesome hat!"
Person 2"Mine is way better! It is unusual and costs fifty keys!"
Person 3"This is why this game is dubbed Hat Simulator"

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by Dynamodeus March 6, 2016
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hat fic

Two emo gay guys fucking with a hamster and a hat.
"Don't read the hat fic"
"Let's recreate the hat fic Dan."
by Daniiiiiiiiiiii June 19, 2016
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hat tip

Acknowledgment to a contributor toward an effort. Often used on blogs to let people know where the idea for the blog post originated.
Hat tip to Steve for sending me the link.
by obscurifer August 7, 2007
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hat flick

When someone’s had enough of your bullshit (similar to a cowboy flick).
*A person* : says something stupid

Person with a hat (red necks mainly) : “okay that’s it” *does hat flick*
by Countrygal2020 June 23, 2020
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Hat Putato

A long running and most popular troll post on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows. It consists of a stupidly made up and mispelled concept on how the 1984 TV game show "Hot Potato" was played.
how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wud bu funi!
by The Troll Fighter March 17, 2004
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