Gulping

Being forgetful and or a space cadet being oblivious like Dory from Nemo

I think he is gulping that’s why he didn’t answer

by Graysonrae January 7, 2023

Gurking

an alternative to the word "jerking"

He is gurking himself off

by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

Gumping

The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.

"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023

Girping/Girp/Girped

Female masterbation.

Guy 1:Yoo my girl was Girping/Girp/Girped to me last night
Guy 2:🤨

by Girpingking527 September 1, 2023

Gumping

The act of impersonating Forest Gump from Tom hanks movie, Forest gump.

"Me and a friend of mine were watching Forest Gump and just Gumping the whole time!"

by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024