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equatorial guinea

a little rectangle of land in africa plus an island off the coast. a former spanish colony, it is currently known for an extremely unstable faux democracy. it has perhaps the most unfree press in the world, with newspapers banded.
by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"
by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004
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guinea-back

Italian-Mexican people.
The guinea-back at my school has a great booty.
by al ex June 2, 2007
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Guided Missile

A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.
*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*
by al3jandro November 17, 2011
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Guiseppe

Giuseppe is a common name in Italy, however it’s sometimes misspelt as Guiseppe. If you are fortunate enough to know a Guiseppe, this is a rare encounter.

Guiseppe is one of the most sweetest, kindest guys you will ever meet. Be blessed if you have a friend named Guiseppe. He is very empathetic and you can rely on him for advice.

Not only is Guiseppe a great guy, he is amazing in bed and nicknamed Big G ;).
“Oh you know a Guiseppe?”
“I’m very fortunate to have him in my life”
“I hear he is nicknamed Big G from his last girlfriend
by MrZane April 24, 2021
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hai guise

Literally a phrase that everyone has used at some point in their life and nobody knows why or where it came from.
Hai guise, how is yur days going
by Chris Leelum May 6, 2016
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Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.
by tink87 February 20, 2009
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