Meat Grinder

This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.

Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."

by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009

pepper grinder

Indian burn for the pecker.

my girlfriend gave me the pepper grinder,now my cock is chafed. I wont ask her to give me a two hander again!

by heavydrinker420 December 19, 2008

Stump Grinder

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Gum-it Grinder

Works best with a girl with no teeth. This is when, while you have her head locked into a blowjob, you give her a grinding noogie in the ear.

That bitch didn't like it too much when I delivered her a gum-it grinder in front of her mama

by The BlaarMaster October 12, 2010

Banana Grinder

n. A Man Who Enjoys Giving Oral Sex To Other Men

Guy 1. "So Did You Hear Jimmy Preformed Oral Sex On Tommy?"

Guy2. "Yeah, What A Banana Grinder."

by MrBear1001 December 1, 2010

sausage grinder

A drunk chick with braces who does not suck as much as chew while performing fellatio

after about ten minutes that sausage grinder turned my junk into potted-meat

by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005

Poo Grinder

Razor blades are inserted in the anus through a metal pole than the participant than does a poo, this is very arousing.. apparently.

Person 1: MAN I FEEL GOOD!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My mate paul gave me the poo grinder last night mmm hmm

by Candy Bove August 27, 2007