Grass 

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

Grass by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

grass 

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

grass by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Grass 

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

Grass by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Grass 

Snitch a daniel or ruff a short round

A metal detecting nonce

I can’t beleive he’s grassed again,what a bogroll
What a woo woo piece if shit

Grass by Fannyrammer81 September 18, 2022

GRASS 

Something you should touch.

"Go touch some grass."

GRASS by Writing's not easy. That's why October 1, 2022

grass 

Grass. Grass gives you bitches. Aiden will steal them, dip shit

Ted:"you touch grass, you get bitches. Aiden will steal them"
Tod:"WHAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!???!??!!!?!??!?!?!?"

grass by mr.surber November 7, 2022

Grass 

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

Grass by level20_XD December 10, 2022