Post-Goonerism

When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.

Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.

Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now

by auxre November 15, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in gooning

IE: Philippe Parr

You are a mad gooner !!

by Helper worder July 11, 2025

Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Gooner

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024