Gherkin

The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.

A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.

Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.

Trent: Hey Gherkin, do you want to go to The Corner and have a beer before the footy?

Gherkin: I'm already going there with Ed and Chris to get smashed, so you can fuck right off back to Adelaide you helmet haired fairy fucking poof!!!

by elwar1 July 8, 2009

Flag

Get the Gherkin mug.

Gnark

n. Slang

1. Surf slang for someone who is a complete and absolute ultra nerd.

2. One who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn Gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

Flag

Get the Gnark mug.

Related Words

gnerk • Gerk • Gherkin • Gerkin • glerk • Gerky • Gnerd • gnork • gerke • gerken

gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by VINNY125125 November 21, 2009

Flag

Get the gerkinjerkin mug.

gerk set

A Group Of Individuals From New Jersey.
People Who Do Not Know Right From Wrong.
Female Group Who Fight Because They Are Ugly

Gerk Set wish they can be known,
Gerk Set can go to hell.

by DatChick757 January 15, 2011

Flag

Get the gerk set mug.

Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017

Flag