german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 3, 2007

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

by The magic man March 26, 2014

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

german people

some people from Germany

look at all those german people

by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011

german shepherd

the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.

German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.

by Coachz June 13, 2005