by ebony luvr July 12, 2003
by Thot.patrol August 25, 2019
small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*
1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress
boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"
by sigmund the dephacate April 26, 2006
A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus
by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006
by goatcheese June 15, 2004
is when you place a tollet paper roll in your ass and you let a gerbil craw up you ass and then jerk off over your dog
by dick fur February 22, 2005
A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.
Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?
When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.
by RVDestroyer69 February 08, 2008