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snarfle the garthogg

fucking a huge fat smelly bitch who's origin is a bit of a genitic question
steve continues to snarfle the garthogg with that thing that lives with him
by big baller 23 August 21, 2008
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Garth

A human, usually a male. Tends to be a dryg abuser and blames his problems on others. Has self pitty and thinks his life is worse then anyone elses. A cheater, liar, and all around unpleasent person. Usually associate with the name Kline. Pretty much a fucking D-bag! A major peice of ass.
Hey there's Garth, Wanna get high.

Shit son there's Garth, I fucking hate him.

Ew that ugly fucking ass hole is Garth.
by LemmeLickkYou August 10, 2009
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garty

A party or gathering that mainly consists of gay attendees and fruit flies.

Some spell it "gardy" but that is just incorrect.
Hey, want to check out that house garty in the Castro? I heard it's vampire themed!

Like Oh Em Gee, did you see what Stan wore to last night's garty? It totally made him look fat.
by JashyK August 1, 2011
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Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.
"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.
by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017
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Garth Ball

A new extreme sport.

Garth Ball Invented by a group of students at the Bangor University, the game is played indoors in a maze like structure, this can be created by a maze it self or any large building but is normally played in the university halls. One player is nominated as the RUNNER the RUNNER wears a vest with one Velcro target on the chest one on the back, a helmet with targets either side and ski goggles are optional. The other players, known as the CHASERS are each given a miniature tennis ball to throw at the RUNNER if a ball makes contact and sticks the game is over. The person who lasts longest as the RUNNER is the over-all winner but MVP can be awarded to the best thrower. The RUNNER is given a 1 minute head start and may not physically attack CHASERS or remove stuck balls. However few other rules have been created.
by Danger Kid Dave March 1, 2011
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narfel the garthob

slang for real good felatio; derived from the scene in the Coneheads movie when Beldar was taken back to his home planet and was sentenced to narfel the garthob (fight a huge,ugly monster to the death).
Aurora Snow can narfel the SHIT out of a garthob!!!!
by C4 December 22, 2003
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garthpocalypse

The traffic caused by Garth Brooks being in yo city.
"Wait, he's doing two shows back to back!? One group's coming while the other is leaving!? That will cause gridlock!"
"Shit man, that's Garthpocalypse"
by Kicks777 March 5, 2015
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