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furmur

Coined from the game "Honkai: Star Rail," referring to a particular kind of plush created by Sparkle for the Charmony Festival... But, it is said that there is a 1/1000 chance of it being a neutron bomb. It is advised to be careful when handling these.
Furmur is the term from the Aeon of Elation, Aha. It was a treasure from the remnants of the the elated one who understands that only the wise and sentient possess the privilege of understanding joy. Neither the dusty rocks nor the distant stars can fathom the humor that life entails.

A quest for formidable adversaries in games of strategy and activities to while away the time bears no winners or losers.

Instead, a search for the kind of laughter that leaves one breathless, will lead to the unexpected delights that uplift the soul toward divinity.

Why are you reading this? Don't be so serious! Lets praise the Aeon! The Aeon will never give you up, never let you down, or run around and desert you. THEY will never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.

Passerby: "Hey, where and when can I buy those furmur of yours?"
Sparkle: “If you wanted a neutron bomb you could’ve said it clearer, y'know~?”
Passerby: "A neutron WHAT?! Uh... on second thought, maybe it's best that I shouldn't know..."
by MNDM_DR34MD1VE June 24, 2024
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furmones

The scent human pet owners give off that bonds their pets to them.
Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”

Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”
by AGRODEO December 24, 2024
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Furment

(verb): To shave, trim, or collect animal fur for use.
I had to furment my cat because its fur was too long.
by ShaveWave August 27, 2025
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furbuncle

A dog or other domesticated animal (pet) that is exquisitely clingy for the breed. Derivative origin from "carbuncle" and "fur baby"
My Mastiff would not leave my side this morning while I was trying to make breakfast - what a FURBUNCLE!
by Dogdad1 November 19, 2025
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Fumunda where

Fumunda and Underwear combined
When your homeboy be like yo look at my Fumunda. Then yous be like Fumunda where? Then homeboy says fumundawear
by King Baranabee December 30, 2025
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elisabeth furman

Elisabeth furman is a very nice and funny girl when she wants to be; she never does though. Most of the time she can be found hanging around a karate studio yelling at kids, or at school, yelling at kids. When not yelling at defenseless kids, she spends her spare time beating up adults in light contact sparring, which as you can imaging, isn't as "light" as they say. Even though I don't know very well how she spends the other parts of her life, I'm pretty sure she's either a demon on 'roids or a cyborg hell-bent on killing all humans.
"Have you seen Beth today?"
"No"
"Good, she's scarier than usual"
"How, is that possible?"
"It's Elisabeth Furman, she gets scarier everyday."
by Vaulkner May 30, 2018
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Dirty Furmonte

When A Black Skinny boi in glasses eat the feces out of a female’s anus preferably with a fork.
Yo, I heard a guy caught the Coronavirus from some chick he did a Dirty Furmonte on.
by Ed of the special April 16, 2020
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