given the ass-fuck 

working my ass off; busy with the A hole

to say someone is busy

Dude 1: Hey, let's go to the next Laker's game.

Dude 2: Can't, I've been given the ass-fuck by my boss lately.

given the ass-fuck by igna April 29, 2007

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck 

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 25, 2022

I dont give a quarter of a fuck 

When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.

Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"

I dont give a quarter of a fuck by Quarter Fuck March 23, 2021

don't give a flying fuck 

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them

'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'

don't give a flying fuck by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023

fuckgiveness 

When instead of being directly forgiven, you get to fuck the girl and get back together

Dude I have no fuckin idea what's going on with her but I went to her place and I got her fuckgiveness

fuckgiveness by YouGuessYouPunk August 21, 2009

fuckiversary 

the anniversary of the first time you slept together.

Sarah: Yesterday was our fuckiversary. Our first date anniversary is next week.

Erica: Wow, you waited almost a year!

Sarah: Not exactly...

fuckiversary by EmmyJane January 13, 2008

Fuckiversary 

(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.

N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."

D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we first fucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."

Fuckiversary by Nai Mig August 21, 2010