on top of the fridge 

answer to any question that one

A:doesn't know the answer to

B:doesn't want to answer for the purpose of keeping the asker in the dark about information

C:wants to give a fake answer to for comedic purposes

(example for A)
teacher- "What's the exact population of Uzbekistan?"
student- "on top of the fridge

(example for b)
kid- "hey yo ma what am i gettin fo christmas?"
ma-"on top of the fridge"

(example for c)
Guy 1- "Hey dude when's the band meetin up to play the gig at the coffee shop?"
Guy2- "On top of the fridge."

on top of the fridge by loginabox22 November 22, 2009

ham on my fridge 

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.

Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.

ham on my fridge by jewses christ December 3, 2009

fridge suck 

Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.

Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.

Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?

fridge suck by greaseforbrains May 30, 2006

fridget 

somebody who does not like to be touched by a male/female, somebody who may be scared to be touched sexually or kissed.

"can i kiss you or touch you?"
"ermmmmmm im not sure"
"it's a simple yes or no"
"mabey"

fridget by joelle June 7, 2005

Friged 

A person who is afraid of doing things with girls

Are you friged ?
No are you?

Friged by Human dictionary2 May 31, 2018

Opened the fridge

To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food gone bad emanating from a freshly opened fridge.

Clear out everybody, Betsy just opened the fridge!

Opened the fridge by The Paul J February 23, 2007

Chill as a fridge. 

Chill as a fridge.- 1.The chillest you can be. 2. It is the definition of chill. Why is a fridge chill? because they chill things. Therfore the chillest you can be is a fridge.

Hey man you know that Eric guy? Yeah man of coarse hes chill as a fridge.

Chill as a fridge. by Zach Splittstoesser December 27, 2009