French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

Frenamone

A sea anemone with which one has developed a tentatively cordial relationship. See frenemy.

Sarah presented her finger to the bright red sea anemone, which enveloped it appreciatively. She had a new frenamone.

by njmac57 January 2, 2011

French sandwich

A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.

Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!

by Frenchman76 November 7, 2013

French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015

French Rat

The action of not fulfilling an obligation which in-turn causes a negative outcome to occur to your friends.

Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.

by CoastGuardOper8r69 March 1, 2018

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007