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Freddie Fucking Mercury

A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.
Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.

Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.

FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:

Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?

Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!

Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.

Me: daMN
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
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Frederico

Girl#1: have you seen him he's so Frederico!
Girl#2: I want his dick!
Girl#1: yummy!
Girl#2:I know right!

frederico freddie rico
by Kim Kardashians booty December 23, 2011
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Fred Phelps

A well known, devout Christian who sincerly belives that George carlin(RIP) is in hell.
"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"
by |WTF| January 11, 2009
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golden freddy

Golden Freddy who likes to get in your office, even if the fucking doors at fucking closed
Your such a golden Freddy, getting in my room when I don't notice.
by LDPSANTOS April 14, 2015
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freddie mercury

God himself.
he did NOT die of AIDS.

pure unmatchable brilliance simply devoured his body.

best. voice. ever
hot hot sex
made chest hair and leotards sexy
bow down.
...and freddie mercury said let there be light.
by downtreadedwisdom May 4, 2009
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Freddie Mercury

The sexiest man ever to breathe the Earth's oxygen,Queen's lead singer,most talented songwriter,and powerful stage performer.

Gay as a daffodil,a musical prostitute,and man of extremes.

Gone too soon and his death left the world with one less angelic prince and a whole lot of other shitty people in his place.

Sweet,sexy sexy sexy, passionate, sensitive, kind, and loving.Overall a damn legend and he had the best vocals I've ever heard in my life! The man's voice was like liquid gold!

FREDDIE MERCURY FOREVER!♥
Hot,Sexy,Gay,Musician,Amazing Singer,Freddie Mercury
by ForeverAFanOfFreddie October 2, 2011
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Fred Phelps

verb: to Fred Phelps; the act of farting during anal sex, specifically by the person who's anus is being used for the sex.

not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?

it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!

thatsucks man
by pipelinewill September 22, 2011
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