Ford

Firestones got
Obliterated when
Running
Down-hill

Fucker
Overheated
Running
Down-hill

Flipped
Over and
Rolled into
Ditch

Fony (Phony)
Over-simplified
Rolling
Disaster

Use you imagination

My Ford "flipped over and rolled into a ditch" when I exited the freeway going too fast.

by SteveED November 3, 2004

Ford

n.
1) worst of worst
2) mediocre

When used in conjunction with the word car (1) applies; when used in conjuction with the word truck (2) applies

Known acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fucked Old Rebuilt Dodge
Forty-third On Race Day

even backwards ...
Driver Returns On Foot

by Hicksey December 19, 2003

Ford

Fucking Obsolete Road Device.

Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! No Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! -- Stop your arguing you stupid little brats, THEY BOTH SUCK!

by AntiGop May 3, 2005

FORD

Flipped Over Reservation Decoration. Referring to the large number of ford vehicles seen broken down on various Indian reservations.

Look... Another ford on the side of the road.

by smittydb October 5, 2005

Ford

1. a crap car company
2. abrv. from crap car company meaning fix or repair daily.

Woo man what happened to your car
Crashed it
again?
yep thats why its a ford
o cuz u need to fix or repair it daily

by James Hopwood February 8, 2004

FORD

What i named my dick.

Man last night my girl sucked my ford.

by IStickMyFingerInMyGF'sPussy December 28, 2005

Forded

As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.

Girl 1: "What did you and that guy do last night?"
Girl 2: "Not much, I only Forded him"

by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011