A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
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jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
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So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.
Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.
You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.
So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
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