Flog The Monster

To masturbate;Male only; To give pleasure to ones self by Strokeing ones Private area.

Dude, i flog the monster 8 times a day! My wrist hurts!

by Dj JynXx June 11, 2006

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

flogging the hog

(v) male masturbation

I called up Aaron, but he was flogging the hog and said he'd call back later.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

floos

money

How much floos you have?

by habeebee January 17, 2009

flogue

1. To make angry sex noises in the back of your mom's minivan.

"Wanna go flogue?!"
"OH BABY!!!"

by Sara is yo baby's daddeh! :) February 11, 2008