Flerk

Has same meaning as the word fuck, but okay to say around parents, also can be said as a noun or adjetive in any situation.

Yo dude what the flerk are you doin this weekend?

What the flerk is that!?

What flerkin time is it!?

Yo flerk this Dude!

by Jacksmalls May 11, 2010

flerb

A gross and terrible guitar sound, formed by combining flanger and reverb effects.

Oh man, she's using flerb? What is wrong with her?

by [e-mail] November 14, 2010

FLERFing

Verb, to FLERF

While a FLERF is a Flat Earther, FLERFing is a verb defined as infiltrating Flat Earther communities and planting ridiculous "evidence" using psuedoscience, woo, or scientific sounding nonsense and gibberish in an attempt to get FLERFs to believe even more ridiculous things.

"What have you been up to?"
"Not much, just FLERFing that new Flat Earth group with a theory on avian air buoyency"
"Wow you really need a life"
"I know"

by Crockaroo Brumby December 30, 2018

flergh

A verb for when one's body loses all sense of rigidity, or goes "floppy". The word is usually accompanied by some sort of hand gesture.

Teenager: "I want to be able to just like, run in my room and go flergh on my bed..."

by MiaFace:) April 22, 2009

Flerf

Something you hopefully aren't

Dude 1: The earth is flat, change my mind.
Dude 2: You flerf...

by Checkers_ August 5, 2021

fleep

A noise made from the nether regions which more closely resembles a beep than a conventional fart.

What was that?

Sorry I fleeped!

by eoinnll March 24, 2008

Flerfer

1. A moron.
2. A person who--through deliberate or accidental idiocy, or wilful indoctrination by browsing conspiracy websites--believes the Earth to be flat.
3. A person who categorically rejects all rational science.

Andy, upon hearing us discuss the upcoming Artemis mission, proceeded to launch into a tirade about NASA conspiracies, his belief the Apollo Moon Landings were faked, and that every picture taken from space was done via fisheye lenses, CGI, and wires. Andy, after exposing himself as a Flerfer, stormed off when he was reminded of all the everyday things in his life that were invented because Space Race. Which, to name a few were the WIFI and portable computer he used to look up the conspiracies, the insulation in his house, his water purifier, his insulin pump, the baby formula his son eats, the satellite TV he watches, and the GPS that helps him overcome his bad sense of direction.

by Mithridates_Rex July 18, 2023