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Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.
Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017
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Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath
i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.
by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017
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Fatass

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!
by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020
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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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self-flatisfaction

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.
Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.
by frankthepossum April 28, 2015
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smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.
Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.
by NahItsSad January 1, 2018
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headass fatass nigga

Gustavo is suh a headass fatass nigga in siege
by endlessnigga December 17, 2018
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