Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 22, 2020

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

the flapping butterfly

Guy is required to insert penis between girls legs as she flaps them together violently, as it beats the hell out of the mans weiner, and by chance causinghim to sperm on her chesticles, and have her yell, "The Flapping Butterfly!"

I think i broke the tip of my weiner off, executing the flapping butterfly.

by poo inator February 1, 2006

Flapping

For a woman to stand legs apart or even legs akimbo and swinging her hips side to side. So called because this movement can cause a woman, usually an older one, to produce a flapping sound as her lips hit eachother.

Egad!!! Marjorie is flapping on the dancefloor!

by flapaholic August 29, 2005

Tiddle Flapping

The act of positioning ones testicles in between a door and a door way, then repeatedly slamming the door.

Micah loves tiddle flapping himself after eating a large pancake.

by sweaty testicles January 15, 2010

flapping it

Flapping it is dialect originally from Manchester. It basically means being a chicken. It's usually used in arguments and fights.

"So we gonna fight or not!?"
*Other person walks off*
"Oi he's flapping it!"

by YaBoiDedoid June 7, 2017