Firster

A name describing the state of being first.

If your not Firster, your last.

by Caroline16 June 8, 2009

Sister Fister

Nun hand fucker

I fisted the sister during confession

by Mista Fista March 28, 2004

Fipster

A foreign policy hipster. Someone who reads Wikipedia extensively and takes interest in obscure countries, regions,and, political regimes that are not typically emphasized by most mainstream foreign affairs experts and diplomats. Their interests place an overbearing emphasis on the Falkland Islands, Nagorno-Karabahk, and Equatorial Guinea, areas that nobody really cares about. Uses knowledge of such information to feel a sense of smug superiority to other diplomats.

That guy is such a fipster. He's always talking about the Falkland Islands. Not even the British give a fuck about the Falkland Islands.

by HonkyInParis December 11, 2012

dell fister

Cutting off the rind of a lemon such that the pulp only exists, then mash the lemon up in your hand, and fist your partners anus. At the end of the fisting, the lemon should be well ground up in the anus, and one should leave the pieces of lemon behind.

"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.

"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.

Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"

by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009

Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.

Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!

by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007

Sister Fister

A bitch you can stick your fist inside of her pussy, no lube necessary. The word sister referring to any random female.

The girl i met last night i was down to fuck, until i realized it was Sister Fister.

by brando239 March 31, 2009

The Finster

When a chick is giving you head, and just before you climax, she brings her palm down onto your penis with extreme force, leaving you unable to attain an erection for weeks.

That bitch totally did the finster to me last night!

by Finstered February 12, 2010