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Cool your firecracker

Whatever it means... some German Asshole said it.
by RAC.CHA. July 30, 2023
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Firecracker

A firecracker is a symptom of some stomach problems, especially the traveler's disease Delhi Belly, characterized by vomiting and soiling oneself at the same time. It is so named because sufferers often describe it like exploding from both ends and for it's "short fuse" or short warning time.
Oh my god, when I got sick on my trip I was so sick that I had a firecracker; I thought I was dying.
by traveler_girl87 March 18, 2009
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Firetruck

Anword that starts with f and ends with uck but isn't fuck.
A firetruck can save lives.
by waterililicious August 6, 2012
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fredricksen pickling method

the act of pickling and object or food by placing said item in the anus and drinking a bottle of whiskey.Especially effective with wieners
sean pickles eight wieners last night using the fredricksen pickling method.
by Jesus de Christos November 22, 2011
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scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all
hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
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Moroccan Firecracker

The act of coating your penis in flammable liquid e.g alcohol, set it alight then your sexual partner puts out the flame with her vagina.
Dave wanted to spice up his love life. He suggested the Moroccan Firecracker to his partner. She screamed in pain.
by LeftyBojangles June 11, 2019
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