Finger

A nick name given to a boy who stuck his finger in a dog's butthole at a friend's birthday party!

A:Hey FINGER!
B: Man i was little when that happened!
A: you are still FINGER!

by Xzipper chickX March 24, 2010

Finger

To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.

The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.

by Hf boards July 3, 2008

Finger

Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick

And his finger looked oddly crooked

by Nerdgirl3000 November 29, 2018

Finger

A finger is a person that keeps telling someone to put their dick away.

John: Hmmm, what should we do now?
Finger: John, put your dick away John.
John: What?

by DinglingFrito September 7, 2022

Fingering

Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.

Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.

by FunnyBruce March 4, 2010

fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie butthead April 12, 2008

fingers

"three fingers" (3 fingers) :

Term used to describe the action of pressing the ALT-CTRL-DEL keys, all at same time, on a computer keyboard, in order to get to the screen where you can shutdown programs that stop responding.

PC Novice: "How do i terminate this program?"
Tech Support Guy: "Do a '3 fingers', select it from the list, and click "end""

by slickrick November 26, 2003