Fifi

A roll of toilet paper + lotion used for male masterbation (usually in prison).

Inmate 1: sup man i didnt see you in the yard today.
Inmate 2: i had a date with fifi.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

fifen

to vote 5 on a totally awesome flash movie at newgrounds.

vote fifen!!

by Joe February 11, 2003

I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.

Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015

Fifanism

The belief of the FIFA Franchise

Yo I think I’m going to convert to Fifanism

by cezthebeen March 8, 2019

Fiyin

Disgusting guy always trying to be next man's main ting, condom in the mouth, constant foul odour, waste of space, crippled face and looks like a human rat

Stop, stop! No! Fiyin no! Not the underage kids! Nooo! ...

Later on, we found out Fiyin gave head to the underage kids, saying 'just a likkle lollipop ting innit'
💀

by ur main ting February 1, 2022