Facing Off

The act of smoking a whole blunt by yourself.

I was facing off on my long drive to NY yesterday.

When I got home from school and noticed nobody was there, I faced off.

by Sir Burnsalot February 7, 2010

fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room

after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates

by fapper b November 2, 2010

Fapping

To jack off, beat off, masturbate

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen

by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009

Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

fyping

Particularly useful in forums where photos of beautiful girls (or guys, if that's your inclination) are posted for the admiration of others.

It is a combination of "fapping" and "typing".

"She's gorgeous! If I make any speling mistakes, it's coz I'm fyping like a rabbit!"

by Javert October 21, 2011

Fading Biscuit

It is when a old man gets a haircut and is also at the time losing hair therefore the result will be a hairline that is round like a biscuit but also disappearing slowly which makes it look like if it were fading away.

Yo Juan where you at?

At the barbershop getting the Fading Biscuit!

by FaddasdasdasFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF October 5, 2017

Flaping

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018