Facebook Mom

A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.

That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.

by 1T2C09KN1 July 14, 2016

Facebook

A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.

My social life consists of reading comments on Facebook.

by abc123 don't touch me! February 5, 2010

facebook diet

being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.

I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.

by m/b January 20, 2008

Facebook Official

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.

"are adam and courtney dating?" "i don't know, they're not facebook official yet."

by ilovebronsonscornrows December 13, 2005

facebook herpes

someone who constantly writes on your facebook page and/or comments on everything you write

Steve's been giving me facebook herpes ever since I added him as a friend

by honest bob 85 October 21, 2009

Facebook Marriage

When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."

Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.

by xxpikapikaxx June 28, 2011

That Guy on Facebook

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011