A person who survives extreme poverty or need through the act of panhandling gifts, money, food, housing, clothing, etc..., through Facebook.
by Lessheads September 26, 2010
Get the Facebeggar mug.When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".
Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.
by citiz3n November 9, 2010
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A male or female that uses facebook as a means of randomly hooking up with other people. Hooker would imply that some sort of currency was exchanged for any service provided both sexual and non sexual. In this case, you usually pay for it in the end with said person you met on facebook in some form or another.
Hey man, check out this chick that I hooked up with through facebook. She turned out to be a real Facebhooker!
by Clay2000 January 25, 2011
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Get the facebatn' mug.Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
Get the Faceballing mug.N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).
(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."
by Maddie B June 10, 2012
Get the Facebirther mug.I cant remember anyones name because i cant recognize their faces due to suffering from faceblindness
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