fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

faceytheegg

a HORSE FUCKING TWAT!!! HA HA HA!

FACEY THE EGG IS A HORSE FUCKING TWAT!!! nobs

by FACEYTHEEGG February 11, 2005

the fakey

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, and then fucking a girl with it.

Joe: "Hey, last night I froze my shit in a condom and gave her the fakey."

Paul: "What the fuck???"

by pirate Joe July 11, 2014

faceytheegg

Legendary poster of the EAUK FIFA Community Forums. With almost 6000 posts over 2004 and 2005 at the time of writing, facey is the 2nd highes poster of all time......behind some Potato fellow who supports Birmingham (*points and laughs*). He truly is a god and a comedic genoius

"That facey guys is such a legend, I wish I was just like him"
"I want faceys babies"
"14 inches............unerect"
"The modern version of Jesus Christ"

by Protagonist & Sentience - EAUK Administrators January 3, 2005

faceyBee

An affectionate nickname for Facebook.

I took some cool photos at the party last night, i'm totally gonna put them on FaceyBee.

by JuicyJenny January 26, 2009

Faheem

Ashlena/Rebeka's girlfriend.

Cookie: Why r u dating faheem
Rebeka: Because i love him.

by Faheem's Sidehoe November 23, 2021

Dirty Juevo Backside Fakey

While doing a girl doggy style, pull out, spit on her ass, when she looks back bust in her face. hodini

So I was banging this chick doggy style and when I was about to bust, I pulled a dirty juevo backside fakey.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005