Gravity Facial

When someone masterbates upside down to give themselves a money shot.

Ty was soo thirsty for man milk he attempted to pull off a gravity facial.

by Justin Cruz May 26, 2006

faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 13, 2006

facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 28, 2007

facade

fake illusion or appereance, superficial

Knowing being in debt, John managed to maintain a facade of wealth

by Eve S. August 30, 2006

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

the self facial

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

by scum shot April 23, 2010

Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.

"Dood i gave that hooker last night some hardcore facial reconstructive intercourse, SHAMWOW"

by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009