Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 12, 2010

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012

eastern shore mullet

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.

"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"

by georgehean September 24, 2013

Easter egg special

Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her

Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special

by JeromeHepintide July 25, 2016

easter rimming

The beautiful act of inserting a Cadburys egg (Or another well known brand) of whichever proportion seems suitable for the size of said oriface (anus) or how hungry the rimmer is. After waiting for 3 to 5 minutes for the chocolate to become more fluid in consistency the rimmer can proceed to clear the area with their tongue until satisfied that no secretions are left to mark the sheets or sofa or park bench or swimmingpool (Exteme caution is advised when underwater rimming) Rinse and repeat until both rimmer and reimmie are satisfied they are comfortably full.

"Easter soon, better get the mini eggs in and one of those massive ones from Thorntons for Joanne, she loves a bit of Easter rimming"

by EasterBunny6969 May 24, 2018

Eastern Field Hockey

The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.

She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.

Eastern field hockey girls always go D1

Eastern Field Hockey is insane

by Field Hockey June 4, 2018

Ester Berson

One who stresses about money then accidentally orders clothes for stress relief.

You're such an Ester Berson.

by pesstrak June 26, 2018