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Escalating

You can't expect it to NOT escalate piece. You're presupposing that NOTHING should ever translate to child murder... And IT DOES. You're finding yourself disappointed. And I am perfectly capable of understanding that you want your kids to be safe but at a certain point you have to start considering what kind of things translate to child murder ACTUALLY, regardless of our own biased presuppositions about when violence is or is not justified. Like, we don't need to agree that child murder is justified. I need to agree with EXACTLY ONE person. And you're not Hym.
A retard "No u! Something-Something non-sequitur."

Hym "Is literally your response to everything and now I either have to let you keep screeching down my appeal for a remedy to the stalking and harassment or I have to murder your kids and kill myself because I will never let you do this to control my behavior or get me to do something else. No u, Something-Something non-sequitur isn't going to work here. You are not entitled to this not escalating and it looks like you want it to do that."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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the escalator

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.
"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.
by parkay September 20, 2004
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Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016
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alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs
I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.
by Neji512 December 13, 2020
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Central escalator

the central escalator is one of the newly famous lanky teenage attractions, where teens go under the escalator to do LG, smoke weed, vape, makeout, write on the escalator and many more fun things lanky Pattaya kids do these days, you have probably been under there and saw drawings of dicks, pussies, Instagram @'s, and Pattaya's personal favourite, people writing about how much maoileo is a dickhead.
Lanky lad1: yo bro wanna go get high?

Lanky lad2: ayt bet lets go under the central escalator

Lanky lad1: bro i wanna get high, not make out
by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
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