Equality

An illusion that people think they have control of. Many think that they need to be equal to each other so everyone can have equal chances at things, but they also believe that they are their own special little person. Aside from almost directly contradicting themselves equality would drown the complication and surprise of your life, it is necessary to a "fulfilled" lifestyle. Furthermore, you don't need to have the same amount as everyone else, you need the amounts needed to be happy. In many circumstances these are low amounts. Especially with money.

Socialist: I really wish our leader believed in equality so no one is in complete governmental dominance.
AcidAimCat: I really wish that there were no government sometimes.

by AcidAimCat March 8, 2017

equalize

to disarm / halt / tear into the opponent. all together reinforce the fact that YOU are THE BOSS.

used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

"Do you really wanna have this conversation? BECAUSE I WILL EQUALIZE YOU!!"

by katsuchiyo May 3, 2008

equator

When you are fucking a girl and when you are about to cum, pull out, tell the girl to spin like a top, and you leave a nice trail around her waist. Experts can attempt the prime meridian or the tropic of breast cancer.

I almost pulled off an equator but the girl didn't spin fast enough.

by equatorbator May 5, 2006

equador

equador is a damn country in south america ok thats what it is

you think of an example 4 equador ok

by Mr. T_man April 14, 2006

Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008

Equation

Maths with fancy letters called pronumerals. It is useless shit that everyone forgets how to do after they graduate.

Retard: oi ms, when the fuck am I ever gonna use equations ay?

Teacher: In your next test.

Retard: Fuk u faggot u smell like a dirty cunt

by My pseudonym6999 December 15, 2018

Marriage Equality

The equality experienced by all who can freely marry the person they wish. More specifically, the right of same-sex couples to marry.

Christian-"Two men or two women should not be able to marry! God said so!"
John-"I love my boyfriend and want to marry him. It won't affect you. MARRIAGE EQUALITY!"
Christian-*frantically begins quoting bible verses*

by urbdict12 November 25, 2013