Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
B : Ah Shit, For real ?
A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.
A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 07, 2010
The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
by Titty twister69 November 03, 2015
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by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013
The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
by Headyesq October 14, 2017
Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016