Eugene's backpack

When a Eugene is seen with a backpack, one should run in the opposite direction as fast as possible. The common Eugene will often carry a number of things in his backpack, including a trench coat and a fedora. However, the main reason why Eugene's backpack is worrying is because he usually carries his AK-47 assault rifle with many extended clips. He makes sure that he has extra clips when he is planning a school event in the school hall.

Eugene's backpack contained a variety of items including his assault rifle. It was getting to the whole school assembly, and son we were worried about where those bullets would end up
"I saw a Eugene reach into his backpack and pull out a fedora. I ran as fast as I could in the other direction because I was worried about what he would whip out next."
"I was sitting next to a Eugene in class yesterday, when all of a sudden I see him reach into his backpack, I was extremely worried about what he would whip out, so I forced the teacher to let me go to the toilet before I got shot up"
"Me and my friends were sitting in the dining hall, when we see a lonely Eugene reaching into his backpack, we saw a flash of wood, which instantly prompted my Vietnam flashbacks; causing us all to run before he emptied his extended clips into the dinner ladies"

by BFGRED May 17, 2017

Code Eugene

A code Eugene is a creepy guy who is like of school shooting or rape who likely wears fedoras and/or a trench coat.

This dude texts me to come to his house and i asked him if he liked fedoras. He said yes, likley a Code Eugene

by Not_Eugene December 17, 2018

Eugene Montross

When MTVu asked Travis (of Gym Class Heroes) "Any random messages or tips you’d like to give to mtvU watchers?" he replied "EUGENE MONTROSS IS COMIN’!"

Also, at the 2007 MTV VMA's, Tyga (Travis's cousin) was wearing a shirt that said "Who is Eugene Montross?"

There's even a website eugenemontross.com that says nothing but Who Is Eugene Montross?

So far, the public still doesn't know what Eugene Montross is all about, but we'll probably be finding out soon...

Who is Eugene Montross?

by ThisGrandFacade December 23, 2007

Evgenia

Tall lady name, commonly of the Russian origin. Positively beaming when given hugs and doing what she loves. A joy and triumph
Find one at your local place-to-be
Or DYE salon in Ferndale, MI

Evgenia, Born in Moscow. Russian-American beautification artist, part-time garden eater and full-time tea lover. Currently taking new guests at her fresh salon, DYE in Ferndale! Enjoys simple pleasures and is brought the most joy by seeing and making people smile and feel loved.

by vEv April 8, 2009

eigenword

A single word that successfully combines multiple ideas that would otherwise require a more wordy description.

A good eigenword for "sit" and "relax" would be "lounge".

by muheli February 22, 2009

Eugene Mirman

A super cool comedian slash actor slash filmmaker slash author slash advice person slash time traueller. Author of the Will to Whatevs. A very funny man. Not to be confused with Demitri Martin.

"Some percentage of stalking must be effective..." Musings of Eugene Mirman

by Sierraaaaaaaah April 10, 2009

Eisen Eviction

When one of your roommates sleeps with an opposite sex roommate and then the significant other finds out and throws you out of his/her house.

Did you see Jon?
No, why?
He totally got the Eisen Eviction.
Really? was it worth it?
Probably not, he has nowhere to go now.

by classy kid July 23, 2010