Duck

n: A frog that can float, grew wings, a beak, learned to quack, became oddly deformed, and became vegetarian.
v: To grow wings and a beak and quack occasionally.

n:

Jake: Look at that sexy beast
Duck: Quack
v:
Jake: How do you duck
Jo: Like this, quack
Jake: Quack

And so they grew wings and flew off into the sunset only to be shot down .

by BobTehSeal January 21, 2015

duck

1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.

2) a person who is all bark

"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."

"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."

by gangbangchang March 7, 2012

Duck

A swimming bird used to blame the loud passing of gas in a group of two or more people.

He let loose with a loud long fart at the party and yelled, "Damn ducks!"

by Chasmo114 September 26, 2009

A Duck!

Short form of the last part of the famous punchline "But that's not a Duck!" Saying "A Duck!" should always be followed by insane laughter for no perticular reason.

Also can be used as a random exclimation.

Bob and Jack are talking when Paul walks up. Bob suddenly yells "A duck!". Bob and Jack errupt in laughter. Paul is forced to laugh or admit he doesn't understand. It's great fun either way.

by Bobda November 30, 2004

Ducking

When a person laughs so hard that a sound is emitted from their throat, somewhat resembling the sound of a duck.

Boy 1: Hey did you see Vanessa on the weekend?

Boy 2: V-v-v-v-vanessa? Is that her name?

Boy 1: Yeah, why?

Boy 2: WAS SHE D-D-D-D-D-DUCKING?!?!

Boy 1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT! Wait, no, you're supposed to say that she's hott...

by pseudonym anonymous now May 27, 2010

duck

a secret code that undercover cops use when they are being totaly awesome. These cops are usualy black or asian, but sometimes fat spanish cops will use it too. When they say this it can have a different effect on some people. A friend of mine knows a cop who said "duck" and a chair 3 meters away totaly exploded (this same effect can happen on children 5-8 years old and french people).

black cop: Watch this
ugly cop: what?
black cop:DUCK
Child: *explodes*
Ugly cop: OH SHIT!

by MC.BALLER October 18, 2009

Duck

Cricketing term:-

To be 'out' after scoring no runs.

"And that's another Duck for Jack Russel"

by black Flag June 11, 2004