dime a dozen

An expression used to describe something or someone as generic or easy to find.

"Jobs at fast food restaurants are a dime a dozen these days."

by Poiuyt October 25, 2003

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

Banker's Dozen

The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.

by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010

Dozen

Anything with twelve...no funnies here

Matt has a dozen toes

by mick lopez December 7, 2005

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006

caker's dozen

A girl who has received at least 13 facials.

Erin blew Vinny last night... she's up to at least a caker's dozen by now.

by jack432143 January 9, 2011

dozer

1. Marijuana, Weed, Herb, Mary Jane, Reefer, Grass, Dope, Green, Green Wood
Smoking marijuana tends to get some people sleepy, in other words some people "doze" off.

-That dozer we smoked knocked me out

-Yall niggas think I'm trippin cuz I'm on dat dozer -Master P

by Mic Check September 19, 2005