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douchetexter

Some one who uses text messages and/or chats like a douchebag.

Behaviours can include: Waiting days or weeks before responding. Texting at inappropriate time such as sleepytime and important meetings. Creating bad acronyms and being an asshat when someone doesn't get it. Inviting people to parties that don't exist or are a sausage fest. Inserting awkward pauses into otherwise smooth conversions, especially when an answer is required for marital, work or other interpersonal affairs.
Joe's phone rings during an important business

Joe: Pardon me, Lynette, is such a douchetexter, she knew I was in a meeting right now.
VP of Sales: No it's ok, I think we can discuss this promotion in a another 6 months.

VP of Sales Leaves in a hurry.

Lynette's Text: U r in a meeting now, huh? Do u still have the Thundercats as ur ringtone?
Joe's Text: Yes :(
by Sqeaky July 30, 2011
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douchexter

Men who exhibit douchey behavior via text before meeting in person.
I started talking to this guy I met online. We were having a great conversation til he became a douchexter.
by Achinass November 6, 2015
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Doucheterstrudel

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.
by Kpmadness July 18, 2016
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douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.
Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄
by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018
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Mr Doucette

A sadistic math/science/health teacher who piles work onto you like you're some kind of storage device that doesn't give a shit what your excuse is, if you didn't do your work, you immediately fail.
Student 1: "Who did you get for math?"

Student 2: "Mr Doucette"

Student 1: "It was nice knowing you, pal"
by Snickers_Doggo June 20, 2022
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Greg doucette

Greg doucette also known as coach greg is a ifbb pro bodybuilder usually known for his parrot voice and drama, he sold out for calling out testosterone booster supplements then promoting them for money, usually is 97% right and promotes tf out of his cookbook
Do you like Greg doucette, yes he is a Man-let but he is mostly right
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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