douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.

Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!

by Old Man River November 7, 2010

Douchanté

A person who is being more than a douche.

that guy just karate choped that douchanté. He beat up a chick

by Jcsmith13 June 20, 2011

doucheberry juice

When a douchebag starts sweating because he knows the words coming out of his mouth are complete and utter bullshit.

Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice

by Jason696969 April 24, 2013

Douchebeat

Combination of douchebag and deadbeat, featuring the prime factors that define each word. Simplifies talking as using this new compound word saves time. Time is money. Hence using this word saves money.

Amanda: I hate my ex, he sucks.
Steve: Yeah, he's a total douchebeat.
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Steve: That's a total douchebeat move.

by SR1972 August 11, 2012

douchecannon

A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.

Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.

by PlatypusKCP May 30, 2013

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a person that's such a huge douche, that what you see, you're still just barely scratching the surface. All you're really seeing is the 10% of the douche that's on the surface, and that there's still a whole other 90% douche under the surface, that you still haven't seen.

John is such a doucheberg that the day after a first date, he called her at 2am, drunk off his ass, so she could pick him up and also asked if he could stay at her place.

by Snarf74 July 23, 2015

Douchecanoe

A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.

Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016