Douchecanoe

(Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.

ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.

Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat

Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!

by Jephanie November 18, 2020

Douchecanoe

A person who is just the biggest bag o' dicks. And who claim their dick is the biggest, but a very afraid of rulers.📏

Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.

by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021

Domthekindafunnyperson

A W person who is funny to a person with a good humor

I want to be like Domthekindafunnyperson when I grow up.

by anonymous May 7, 2022

douchecanoe

a crappy person
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable

"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"

by salsworth January 18, 2023

Douchebuncle

One of many of the different sorts of uncles, in this case, an uncle who is a bit or more of a complete douche bag.

My brother Joe was supposed babysit my daughter. Instead he got drunk and never showed up. What a complete douchebuncle!

by ffstretch December 26, 2024