douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007

douchefag

Gay people that are also queer. A mix between douchebag and faggot.

Mr. Abbey is such a douchefag. He has a pot of big purple flowers on his desk.

by Pickle Packle September 4, 2009

douchefagette

derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.

traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.

can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.

oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.

by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009

Douchefageur

A person who has mastered the art of douchefaggotry.

Guy 1: Yo, Thomas just punched me in the balls!
Guy 2: What a douchefageur.

by Westfallen October 8, 2009

douchefagg

The act of being a douchebag while carrying small hints of homosexuality.

Dude 1: Hey man, Jim is such a douchefagg..
Dude 2: I know right! I heard he tried to kiss a guy right after he beat him up..
Dude 1: Talk about daddy issues...

by MrSwiftyy June 20, 2014

Douchefag

A man who doesn't take care of his woman's needs in the bedroom, but still acts like he's better than her by means of putting her down, thinking he is awesome at everything, and/or having an inflated ego.

Of course I went over there and took care of business....you KNOW she's married to that Douchefag.

by Sweitzerman July 1, 2015

Douchefag

Someone who is both douchy and yet also bitches about everything. Not the most tasteful term, this one should be used sparingly.

Me: Wanna run over to Mac Mart and grab some oreos?
The Douchefag: Ughhhhh that sounds like a lot of work. I don't need oreos to taste yo cream filling!

by cmuny December 18, 2015